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The camel and crypto pics are classic 805bbr. Miss that shit lol

19,007 (edited by DALLYSFL 09.28.16 09:22)

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Funniest shit on the internet right now:

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

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Freakin Surfline. Go surfing with Trace. Trace will track details about your session, length of ride, speed, wave consistency, and paddle distance.


http://discover.surfline.com/surfline-s … _term=4232

http://d9hhrg4mnvzow.cloudfront.net/discover.surfline.com/surfline-scout/bc2f2610-pic4_0dh0dh0dh0dh000000.jpg

19,009 (edited by brentxzi 09.29.16 17:38)

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rasw wrote:

Freakin Surfline. Go surfing with Trace. Trace will track details about your session, length of ride, speed, wave consistency, and paddle distance.


http://discover.surfline.com/surfline-s … _term=4232

http://d9hhrg4mnvzow.cloudfront.net/discover.surfline.com/surfline-scout/bc2f2610-pic4_0dh0dh0dh0dh000000.jpg

I was always wondering how they come up with these figures. IMO I like submitting a written surf report after a good session. Look under Anderson street on the day rated as "good conditions".


Report Time:    11/29/13 at 9:30 AM        Report Abuse
Surf Conditions:    GOOD   
Surf Height:    4-7 ft. - shoulder high to 2 ft. overhead   
Wind:    1-3 knots from the E   
User Comment:    Well groomed peaks scattered up and down the beach. Plenty of barrels and a lot of waves had good shape. Started to get more walled and crumbly towards the end.   
User Info:    996turbo has submitted 43 reports.

19,010 (edited by You'reDoingItWrong 10.08.16 15:32)

Re: funny eye candy:

I bet modulator is super down for this song

Historical analogy is the last refuge of people who can't grasp the current situation

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Best captioning ever........

19,012

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Funny shit Jordan

"water my ass, get this guy some pepto bismo!"

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You'reDoingItWrong wrote:

I bet modulator is super down for this song

I love me some lil yatchy

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Same dude who said he can't name five Biggie or PAC songz? Or was that lil uzi....

"If it's in my lifestyle, I'll cross it again."
MOFO of NCTK

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I think it was Lil Boatie or Lil Tugger

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LiquidFoundation wrote:

Same dude who said he can't name five Biggie or PAC songz? Or was that lil uzi....

yes that was yachty, but most kids his age probably couldn't either.


also i'm flattered that people still post terrible unfunny jokes aimed at my previous account.  it makes me feel cute.

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

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sidney deane wrote:
LiquidFoundation wrote:

Same dude who said he can't name five Biggie or PAC songz? Or was that lil uzi....

yes that was yachty, but most kids his age probably couldn't either.


also i'm flattered that people still post terrible unfunny jokes aimed at my previous account.  it makes me feel cute.

Where you live Sidney?
Kids on Maui know as much, or more of the lyrics from All Eyez on Me than I do, and I was 16 when that album dropped. But then again, they be bumping broccoli and feti and everyone associated with the nacho cheese curlz too.

"If it's in my lifestyle, I'll cross it again."
MOFO of NCTK

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LiquidFoundation wrote:

Where you live Sidney?
Kids on Maui know as much, or more of the lyrics from All Eyez on Me than I do, and I was 16 when that album dropped. But then again, they be bumping broccoli and feti and everyone associated with the nacho cheese curlz too.

i'm back in the bay (sf) where i grew up, and there are plenty of kids out here that are yachty's age (18) who are aware of pac/biggie in a tangential way because of relatives, the radio, etc. but probably coundn't tell you songs or albums (and will roast you for asking).  they know mac dre's entire catalog tho.

when i was in hawaii i taught in high schools & was amazed by how dialed into 90s hiphop, especially death row & bad boy, the kids were.  i had a 15 year old kid spit "juicy" bar-for-bar to me after school in like 2007.  seems like kids there are growing up with a greater appreciation for that era of hiphop & just good music in general   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

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Now it's time to listen to some 2Pac...

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mommy can i have a new boogie board
https://myboogieboard.com/

rookiesusa.com

19,021 (edited by dwa 11.28.16 20:27)

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Grodzen GoFubbMyPipeDweam

https://www.gofundme.com/joe-grodzen-pipeline-dream

Part sucka,part wimp,= simp.....all bad news my nigga.

Re: funny eye candy:

http://sciencebodyboards.net/2017/02/20 … ational-2/

Recent and former World Champions have made the vote on this years invited ranking:  The following riders will battle it out at Pipeline.
...
44     Mike Lucas     California

Mike Lucas is the one behind all of those same day shit edits of wedge and seal on youtube. Biggest kook for that plus he's shit at bodyboarding. Really hope he finds a way over there for the comp so he can piss his pants and I can watch it on the livestream.

One of his videos:

19,025 (edited by Joops 02.15.17 11:36)

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Edit* With regards to Grodzen

God damn that guy is such a dick. Still haven't forgotten about him talking shit to a young teenager (as a grown adult) while drunk at a BIA event wearing a sand castle bucket on his head.

"Perhaps you would like to enter your favourite quote or your star sign."  - Camel getting all sentimental

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Joops wrote:

Edit* With regards to Grodzen

God damn that guy is such a dick. Still haven't forgotten about him talking shit to a young teenager (as a grown adult) while drunk at a BIA event wearing a sand castle bucket on his head.

Seriously tho, remember seeing him out at Creek for the first time when I was a kid Xmas day more than 15 years ago now, so stoked to surf with him (on a really good day at Creek nonetheless) and said hi, he ignores me says nothing and paddles away, then cuts me and other kids off multiple times without saying anything besides having an obvious air of superiority, on Xmas day no less, who the fuck does that

That rug really held the room together.

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The 8 best bodyboards for 2016

WTF?!?!?!

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/02/22/13/3D83EB5A00000578-4248806-Under_no_circumstances_is_jabbing_your_leg_into_a_tree_shredder_-a-19_1487768833014.jpg

19,029 (edited by mixelplix 02.22.17 12:59)

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BQz0usGlIFV/

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^ Showing up without at a Passport trying to fly out of an International Airport... welp see ya later

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^hahahah oh wow

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https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17862497_10156126494369465_9181998945588500948_n.jpg?oh=19f7bd10cc0ec207895abdbb0a665171&oe=598E717D

Jared Brown is a pussy

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Looks like he ate out a TJ hooker....

FUCK L.A.

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surf school going out at the wrong beach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO9yI2K8x30

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http://i.makeagif.com/media/5-09-2017/CjCiSv.gif
lol

"dakalakabaka st." - Randy

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http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-can … eat-whites

What is it solider?
Well I mean it's pretty harry in there, that's charlies point.
CHARLIE DON'T SURF!

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urban dictionary 805bbr shoutout
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … id=3227624

rookiesusa.com

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baha that's epic

ron perlman

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rookie wrote:

urban dictionary 805bbr shoutout
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … id=3227624


bahahahaa

AZHIAZIAM  I bathe in the hate...

https://instagram.com/ooomarrr/

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This shit is epic; spot-on analysis and commentary.

rookie wrote:

urban dictionary 805bbr shoutout
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … id=3227624

"I'm pissed, he didn't try to cornhole me when I passed out."
      - Danny, reflecting on his recent NS habitation with JopeyL