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#1 07.26.10 04:41

JayP
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Speed Bumbs!

Me and my buddy are in the process of acquiring a go pro cam for sinister purposes. Were gona film a vid of nothing but footage of civilians/barneys fixing to get runover by a sponger.

Nothing better than seeing those pupils get huge, as they see u racing towards them. That's the price they pay for swimming in the surf zone.  Were gona call the vid "speed bumbs"....lol

Of course they never really get nailed, but that split second "fear in their eyes", never gets old.

Anybody else get a kick out of scaring a swimmer ?

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#2 07.26.10 06:33

Erica Schneekloth
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

Wow, that sounds like such a great idea!


Yoshua805: yeah I wanna buttfuck him with a churchill on my dick

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#3 07.26.10 08:53

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Re: Speed Bumbs!

This reminds me of years ago I went to the first wave pool ever built in Arizona. They only had air matts and had never seen a boogie. They had so many people in the pool that when a wave came (once every 90 sec.) you could only ride a wave for a little bit until so many people stacked up you couldn't get over them. So the goal was to see how far you could ride a wave.  It was nuts.

Anyway, I did a search in here's a video that gives you an idea of what I'm talking about.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid … 6221986426

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#4 07.26.10 09:25

N.8054DAYZZZZZZ
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

That's a pretty GAY idea GAY P. Keep em coming.

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#5 07.26.10 12:47

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Re: Speed Bumbs!

Jay, you got a lot of pent up anger and somewhat a lack of maturity...How old are you?


"If it's in my lifestyle, I'll cross it again."
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#6 07.26.10 13:15

JayP
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

lol... That's the problem with the internet, It's real easy to profile someone based on what they write. I prolly write a little strange cause english is still my second language.

I get along with everybody in"real" life and treat people with respect also. No anger here brother. I'm a funny mutherfucker actually.

Besides this vid were gona film is gona be a funny one and not malicious.

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#7 07.26.10 13:17

urfucked
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

seriously Jay, grow a neck and actually run some people over. drop 3 bills on a gopro to make a video about running people over but youre not gonna run anyone over? telling you now your movies gonna suck


diggin' in them cakes

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#8 07.26.10 13:37

hcemo67
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

you should be skullfucked to death

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#9 07.26.10 13:40

Andrew
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

sirfun wrote:

This reminds me of years ago I went to the first wave pool ever built in Arizona. They only had air matts and had never seen a boogie. They had so many people in the pool that when a wave came (once every 90 sec.) you could only ride a wave for a little bit until so many people stacked up you couldn't get over them. So the goal was to see how far you could ride a wave.  It was nuts.

Anyway, I did a search in here's a video that gives you an idea of what I'm talking about.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid … 6221986426

i once saw a documentary about a surfer from arizona who ended up competing in the pipe masters after learning how to surf in a wave pool.

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#10 07.26.10 14:39

JayP
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

This thread is not about a silly vid were gona post on youtube. It's about asking you the rider,  how you deal with speed bumbs?

U scare them or just straight run them over?  Got some stories? I ran over plenty in my hay day...

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#11 07.26.10 14:57

urfucked
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

JayP wrote:

Were gona film a vid of nothing but footage of civilians/barneys fixing to get runover by a sponger.

hmmm?


diggin' in them cakes

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#12 07.26.10 15:19

IHateSurfingInHB
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Registered: 11.22.09
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

tell you the truth.....don't really worry about swimmers.  If they're in the way then that usually means the waves are too shitty to be out there anyways.  9 out of 10 swimmers around here don't go past the inside/ shorebreak and if it's heavy shorebreak then they're not out there. 

With that said if you're gonna make a video of being an ass, I'm sure Eddie Solomon will be the only one hyped on it.  Should go get your OC buzz on and  spray tourists at Creek with him one day..............

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#13 07.26.10 19:26

BitchesBarrels&Bud
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

I just got some footage with my roommate's gopro of me running straight over the back half of a longboarder paddling across the inside...it was the third time he'd gotten right in the way & 10ft of board longways is a bigass obstacle. Finished out the wave & no injuries to anyone so its was all G...I'll post up the vid once I bother to put it on vimeo.

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#14 07.26.10 20:08

Swedishoflee
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

I'm glad my local doesn't have zonies playing around in the water and getting in the way. The sting rays do a great job of keeping them out.


yeh that you must be frothing .............

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#15 07.26.10 20:22

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Re: Speed Bumbs!

Bumb

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#16 07.27.10 06:50

BoogiePicker
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

your cwazy mann geeee duuued.  thuper duper. i might just duct tape one of them things to my nuts. civilians/barneys are gonna love it. ughhh weeee weee cam. mabey call it doing doing cam. or call it little ricky's kick it cam. oh the joy of things....

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#17 07.27.10 07:54

JayP
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

Bahaa!  The responses(not all) on this thread exemplify why this forum is the schnit. Where I'm from, seeing a another sponger is as rare as seeing a bigfoot.

No groms pick up a boogie  and they all ride a stick. So there's a sense of unity when u see a another rider. Most come by and say what's up.

Cali is lucky to have a lot of spongers. Surprisingly, a local rider who visited cali a while back, was only hasseled by a another sponger while there. Caught him off guard...lol

Bodyboarders Unite!...lol

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#18 07.27.10 09:10

mdent
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

ryanthompson wrote:

Bumb

seriously.. the lack of spelling skills clearly goes hand in hand with his lack of maturity.


smoke more weed

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#19 07.27.10 09:39

ReturnOfH
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

Well English is his second language, and pretty much everyone knows foreigners are immature.


Save me, save me, save me from this squeeeeeze...

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#20 07.28.10 09:03

kenb
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

did anyone mention that "speed bumps" is already used as a derogatory term from surfers regarding bodyboarding. F%$k this thread is stupid.


being a good bodyboarder doesn't make you a good person.

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#21 07.28.10 09:04

Yo Boy Bijan
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

Florida is hardcore.


looks like a beast, imagine the looks on the kooks faces as you got slotted on one of those.

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#22 07.28.10 09:11

JayP
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

get a hair cut!

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#23 07.28.10 09:42

dropknee805
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

Andrew wrote:

sirfun wrote:

This reminds me of years ago I went to the first wave pool ever built in Arizona. They only had air matts and had never seen a boogie. They had so many people in the pool that when a wave came (once every 90 sec.) you could only ride a wave for a little bit until so many people stacked up you couldn't get over them. So the goal was to see how far you could ride a wave.  It was nuts.

Anyway, I did a search in here's a video that gives you an idea of what I'm talking about.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid … 6221986426

i once saw a documentary about a surfer from arizona who ended up competing in the pipe masters after learning how to surf in a wave pool.

you know i saw that documentary to


WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET ICE CREAM. WAS I ASLEEP?

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#24 07.28.10 09:52

DERRO
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

piece of SHIT

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#25 07.28.10 19:22

N.8054DAYZZZZZZ
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

JayP wrote:

lol... That's the problem with the internet, It's real easy to profile someone based on what they write. I prolly write a little strange cause english is still my second language.

I get along with everybody in"real" life and treat people with respect also. No anger here brother. I'm a funny mutherfucker actually.

Besides this vid were gona film is gona be a funny one and not malicious.

Nah I understand... Nicaragua born and raised haha

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#26 08.08.10 23:53

2manytrolls
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Re: Speed Bumbs!

wow jay..  are u as loud in person as u are on this message board?
wuld love to see you heein' and hawin' down the line aiming your board at little kids!!!
sounds like a blast!!!
show us the video!!

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